- Hang gliders can kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.
- Hang gliders don't get mad if you 'touch and go.'
- Hang gliders don't object to a preflight inspection.
- Hang gliders come with manuals to explain their operation.
- Hang gliders have strict weight and balance limits.
- Hang gliders can be flown any time of the month.
- Hang gliders don't come with in-laws.
- Hang gliders don't care about how many other Hang gliders you have flown before.
- Hang gliders and pilots both arrive at the same time.
- Hang gliders don't mind if you like to look at other Hang gliders.
- Hang gliders don't mind if you buy Hang gliders magazines.
- Hang gliders don't mind to be tied down.
- Hang gliders don't comment on your piloting skills.
- Hang gliders don't whine unless something is really, really wrong.
- However, when Hang gliders go quiet, just like women, it's a bad thing.
