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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #3321   
WHEW- ya had me worried there for a sec!!!!!

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #3322   
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote #3323   
Need sensitivity training?

The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She's 21, and her name's Kathy.

Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "pedophile!" and other ugly names at me, just because my girlfriend is 24 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary celebration.

My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."

The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.

A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know?" The man says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!"

I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening." Then the fight started.

My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #3324   
Why a good launch run is important:


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #3325   
Bad Idea T-Shirts http://www.badideatshirts.com/?gclid=CIXg-_Kryq8CFWcHRQodCR38bw

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 9:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote #3326   
http://www.wimp.com/dogwants/
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote #3327   
ROFL Loved that! Heading out on my Spam email list....
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We have several patriotic holidays coming up. This is important.

Make sure you take the proper steps in the proper order..

Otherwise things don't come out right!

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Second: Firmly Grasp the Edges.... and Pull, Slightly....



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote #3328   
Mother in law gives gift to son in law two ties.

After a couple of days, newlyweds are invited for dinner @ her parents house. Son in law - nice guy - wears one of the ties his mother in law gave him

Couple arrived @ dinner, mother in law opens the door - sees son in law tie:

- So you didn't like the other one...

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 5:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #3329   
How to Make a Hang Glider http://www.ehow.com/how_2294760_make-hang-glider.html

1 Find some hang glider plans for the basis of your construction.
Many of the plans on the Internet came from the 1970s, so keep in mind that safety standards have changed since then.
It might be a little more difficult to make a more recent hang glider, as manufacturers don't want you to use their designs.
They just want you to purchase their gliders.

2 Buy a used wing instead of creating your own.
This can help tremendously when you make your glider.

3 Follow the instructions carefully, otherwise you risk injury.
Make sure you have all the materials on hand, as well as any tools needed.
Materials you may need include nylon and PVC pipes.
Keep in mind that if you want to sit on your glider, you'll need extra materials.
Most plans are made for flying prone.

4 Fly your glider over short distances only.
The type of glider you design shouldn't be used over long distances.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 6:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #3330   
Fred Wilson wrote:
Tennessee Ernie Ford and Dean Martin: When the ship hit the sand

TEF was a USAAF bombardier on a B-29 Superfortress flying missions over Japan.

American entertainment when it was the best of the best.


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I can't believe the censors didn't block that back then.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 7:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #3331   

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 4:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #3332   

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 8:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote #3333   
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 9:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote #3334   
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #3335   

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 11:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #3336   

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote #3337   

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 6:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #3338   
LadyHawk wrote:

The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.



LOL!! This tickled me more than it should have.

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #3339   
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LadyHawk wrote:

The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.



LOL!! This tickled me more than it should have.

Yeah, that tends to happen when you have fresh batteries...

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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2012 4:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #3340   

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