[UnTuckable]

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

'"Remember how you used to make fun of me for being bald?...No, I'm not gonna make a joke. I'll let your mirror do that."'

[Davedebogusone]

Some funny stuff there

That ones along the lines of one I read somewhere and I have told my own son when he tryed to pull the old man crap
" So you think I'm old and past my prime.Let me tell you.
I look at you and I see me. I was you once
Now look at me Old
Know this ,you will be me "
Like he seen a ghost


I liked this one
"A scar ain't 13 god damned stitches. I'll introduce you to men with REAL scars, then we'll all laugh at your f***ing 13 stitches together."

(dang didn't know that if I pasted a sentence that had f*** in it that the f*** would self pg13 itself , f*** I'm sorry I should have thought about what the f*** I posted . Sorry just found this to be f***ing funny .Normally I know to use @#$%@ to do that but on this pasted stuff didn't catch it then it was all what the f*** ah but can the robot catch fornicate ? Didnt think so stupid fornicating robot )