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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 9:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #3021   

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 3:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #3022   
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She Ladies, its not just use


Yeah, but it was still a MALE horse doing the passing out.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2011 9:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote #3023   
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She Ladies, its not just use


Yeah, but it was still a MALE horse doing the passing out.



Yeah, I was saying that its not only human males

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 10:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote #3024   
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 12:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #3025   
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 5:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote #3026   

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote #3027   
LOL that kicked ass! Cool
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 11:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote #3028   
Her point of view?


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #3029   
Ice Cream. YUM!
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #3030   
WTF did he just say

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 6:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote #3031   
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 2:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #3032   
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #3033   

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 5:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #3034   
Three couples went out camping. The three husbands stayed in one tent and the three wives stayed in the other.
At about 3 in the morning, Bob woke up and yelled, "Wow, unbelievable!"
Bill woke up and asked, "What's going on?"
Bob said, "I've got to go to the other tent and find my wife."
"How come?"
"To have sex! I just woke up with the biggest hard-on I've ever had in my life!"
After a pause, Bill said, "Do you want me to come with you?"
"Hell, no. Why would I want you to do that?"
"Because that's my d*** you're holding."
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 6:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #3035   
How I learned to mind my own business:
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day and all the patients were shouting...... 13.....13......13.....
The fence was to high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the boards, so I looked through to see what was going on.
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick.
Then they are stared shouting.......14.....14.....14......
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 6:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote #3036   
Don't look Ethel !


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote #3037   
Shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times.

Dear Sir:

I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nano seconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it.

I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my entire pension, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank.

My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways.
I noticed that whereas I personally answer your telephone calls and letters, when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal, overcharging, pre-recorded, faceless entity which your bank has become.

From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person.

My mortgage and loan repayments will therefore and hereafter no longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank, by check, addressed personally and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must nominate.
Be aware that it is an OFFENSE under the Postal Act for any other person to open such an envelope. Please find attached an Application Contact which I require your chosen employee to complete. I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative.

Please note that all copies of his or her medical history must be countersigned by a Notary Public, and the mandatory details of his/her financial situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof.

In due course, at MY convenience, I will issue your employee with a PIN number which he/she must quote in dealings with me. I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have modeled it on the number of button presses required of me to access my account balance on your phone bank service. As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Let me level the playing field even further. When you call me, press buttons as follows: IMMEDIATELY AFTER DIALING, PRESS THE STAR (*) BUTTON FOR ENGLISH.
#1. To make an appointment to see me.

#2. To query a missing payment.

#3. To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there.

#4 To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping.

#5. To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to nature.

#6. To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am not at home.

#7. To leave a message on my computer, a password to access my computer is required. Password will be communicated to you at a later date to that Authorized Contact mentioned earlier.

#8. To return to the main menu and to listen to options 1 through 7.

#9. To make a general complaint or inquiry. The contact will then be put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service.

#10. This is a second reminder to press * for English.
While this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music will play for the duration of the call.
Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrangement. May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less prosperous New Year?
Your Humble Client
And remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #3038   
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #3039   
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #3040   
kukailimoku wrote:
Shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times.


Good letter. But it looks like it was actually written by Peter Wear, a columnist for the Courier Mail in Brisbane, Australia, for that publication's "Perspectives" column.

http://www.snopes.com/business/bank/takethat.asp
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