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PostPosted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 9:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote #2661   
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 6:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #2662   
Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 9:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #2663   
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #2664   
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote #2665   
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Life's goal is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body.
But rather to slide in sideways, totally worn out and broken, shouting
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:15 pm    Post subject: My favorite animal Reply with quote #2666   
My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, & I said, "Fried chicken".

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful & honest, & I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, & he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork & beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, & he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken.

She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children.

So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office again.

He laughed, & told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

Guess where I am now???
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:42 pm    Post subject: Re: My favorite animal Reply with quote #2667   
dayhead wrote:
My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, & I said, "Fried chicken".

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful & honest, & I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, & he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork & beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, & he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken.

She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children.

So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office again.

He laughed, & told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

Guess where I am now???


Roflmao, Honest to God, just finished some KFC before reading this! ROFL ROFL
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:22 pm    Post subject: Re: My favorite animal Reply with quote #2668   
dayhead wrote:
My Favorite Animal
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, & I said, "Fried chicken".
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
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Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders".
Guess where I am now???

Campers,

Ummm . . . Here?
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #2669   
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But rather to slide in sideways, totally worn out and broken, shouting
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #2670   
There are 138 pages.... reposts are not unexpected.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #2671   
It came in an email, I had this feeling I'd seen it before.....

One good thing, maybe, about the forgetfulness that comes with age, is the money I'm saving on books and movies. After awhile I forget them, so I get to experience them again and again.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #2672   
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #2673   

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 2:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote #2674   
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poor snake died on silicon poison...
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 5:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote #2675   

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 8:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote #2676   
Senior Love:

For Older Men :-)..........and those who know them...


I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds,
then it would come crashing back down to earth.

I tried this a few more times with no success..
All the while, Karen is watching from the kitchen window,
muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opened the window and yelled to me,

'You need a piece of tail!'

I turned with a confused look on my face and said,

'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.'



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Life's goal is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body.
But rather to slide in sideways, totally worn out and broken, shouting
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Open carry IS our second amendment in action. Concealed carry is a regulated privilege.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #2677   
The first "senior moment" ever


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 8:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #2678   
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Shocked Razz ROFL roflcat roflcat roflcat run
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Life's goal is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body.
But rather to slide in sideways, totally worn out and broken, shouting
"Holy Crap, WHAT A RIDE !!"

Open carry IS our second amendment in action. Concealed carry is a regulated privilege.
http://forum.opencarry.org/forums/forum.php
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote #2679   

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