Superman and Batman were at a party, having drinks and small talk when Superman says to Batman,
"Did I tell you what happened the other day?"
Batman... "No, I 'll bet it had to do with busting up a crime ring. You're always bragging about your exploits, blah, blah, blah!"
Superman... Hey Man, enough with the 'tude, it was nothing like that! I was flying over Gotham and just happened to be crusing directly over Wonder Woman's penthouse. I looked down and she was sunbathing nude on the roof. She was all sprawled out and looking fine and..."
Batman..."Wow, Now THAT sounds interesting, tell me more! What did you do?"
Superman..."Well, like any red-blooded heterosexual man who wears tights, a cape and knee-high boots, I flew down and gave her the business!!!"
Batman..."I'll bet she was surprised!!!!"
Superman..."Yeah, but not half as much as the Invisible Man!"
Life's goal is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body.
But rather to slide in sideways, totally worn out and broken, shouting
"Holy Crap, WHAT A RIDE !!"
Life's goal is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body.
But rather to slide in sideways, totally worn out and broken, shouting
"Holy Crap, WHAT A RIDE !!"
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, & I said, "Fried chicken".
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful & honest, & I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, & he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork & beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, & he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken.
She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children.
So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office again.
He laughed, & told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, & I said, "Fried chicken".
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful & honest, & I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, & he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork & beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, & he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken.
She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children.
So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office again.
He laughed, & told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders".
Guess where I am now???
Roflmao, Honest to God, just finished some KFC before reading this!
My Favorite Animal
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, & I said, "Fried chicken".
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
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Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders".
Guess where I am now???
Link _________________ First Flight 1979 H4 , Cirrus 3, UP Mosquito, Delta Wing Streak, Moyes XS, Exxtacy 160, Rotor Vulto, MILLENNIUM #8
ATP,MEL,HELI, http://www.youtube.com/user/BBJCaptain/videos
Life's goal is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body.
But rather to slide in sideways, totally worn out and broken, shouting
"Holy Crap, WHAT A RIDE !!"
It came in an email, I had this feeling I'd seen it before.....
One good thing, maybe, about the forgetfulness that comes with age, is the money I'm saving on books and movies. After awhile I forget them, so I get to experience them again and again.
Link _________________ Let me be a free man, free to travel, free to stop, free to work, free to trade where I choose, free to choose my own teachers, free to follow the religion of my fathers, free to talk, think and act for myself -- and I will obey every law or submit to the penalty.---- Chief Joseph, Washington, D.C. 1879
Link _________________ "Men were not meant to leave the Earth. Spend too much time in the clouds and you never want to come back down again. I know skinchangers who've tried hawks, owls, ravens. Even in their own skins, they sit moony, staring up at the bloody blue" -- Hoggon
George R.R. Martin
For Older Men :-)..........and those who know them...
I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds,
then it would come crashing back down to earth.
I tried this a few more times with no success..
All the while, Karen is watching from the kitchen window,
muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.
She opened the window and yelled to me,
'You need a piece of tail!'
I turned with a confused look on my face and said,
'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.'
Life's goal is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body.
But rather to slide in sideways, totally worn out and broken, shouting
"Holy Crap, WHAT A RIDE !!"
Life's goal is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body.
But rather to slide in sideways, totally worn out and broken, shouting
"Holy Crap, WHAT A RIDE !!"
_________________ "Men were not meant to leave the Earth. Spend too much time in the clouds and you never want to come back down again. I know skinchangers who've tried hawks, owls, ravens. Even in their own skins, they sit moony, staring up at the bloody blue" -- Hoggon
George R.R. Martin
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