That's funny!! Just beware,if your significant other ever asks you if her jeans make her look fat, dont ever ever respond "no but your a** does".
Thing's wont be going well with you for a while!!
Todd
well when my girl friend asked me that one i said im digging my hole and yes they do make you look fat and if you dont want to have sex with me thats fine to i have a hand remember and i do remember how to use it. (it works every time the the poor girl doesnt now what to say)
That is called being an Owner Operator. _________________ -Dennis
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Let them be pu**ies, I make a lot of money off of pu**ies that can't put their own chains on properly. I just drive around, helpless pu**ies flag me down begging for assistance while bogging down my mountain roads, I provide a service to the pussy, I provide my fellow mountain residents a service by helping remove said pussy from blocking the road, I put some cash in my pocket in so doing. For as long as nature spits out pu**ies, men such as myself will continue to profit. Being a pussy is expensive, pu**ies can expect to pay for being a pussy.
The pussy wins, I win, the community wins, what's not to love about the garden variety pussy? Each snowflake = pennies from heaven.
What happened to role modles like John Wayne, Clint Eastwood or Audy Murphy?
I think I see your problem here. You shouldn't be looking in entertainment media for your role models, and if you had to it wouldn't be the likes of John Wayne, who squirmed his way out of WWII where many contemporaries volunteered.
All those guys are talented, but they would know more about pancake makeup than the down and dirty world.
I'm good on all fronts except that there is NO way I am changing the oil on the corvette. I'm a man not a contortionist and I don't have a lift in my garage.
I am also sketchy on electrical wiring, but I will do something simple like fixtures.
Dennis
I've seen a couple of writers comment on the oil change thing, like it's the sole action that defines you as a "car guy" or "real man". I don't change my own oil; the money saved isn't worth the time spent. Plus, when I'm done, I have to deal with the drain oil and the used filter, and I've condemned five plastic bottles with traces of oil in them to the landfill, which is both wasteful and polluting. I have changed the clutch master cylinder and a thermostat housing, done the brakes and the battery, and replaced the valve cover gasket, but changing my own oil's not on the priority list.
It would be nice if more men had some idea what was going on under the hood, if for no other reason than to being able to talk intelligently to the person who is going to do the work. But changing your own oil, no, that's not necessary.
If you ever need to do some wiring, there are books that can tell you all you need to know. Standard household wiring is not difficult. I finished two rooms in my basement and did all the wiring with the exception of installing a breaker box. That I left to a professional. A man's got to know his limitations.
Let them be pu**ies, I make a lot of money off of pu**ies that can't put their own chains on properly. I just drive around, helpless pu**ies flag me down begging for assistance while bogging down my mountain roads, I provide a service to the pussy, I provide my fellow mountain residents a service by helping remove said pussy from blocking the road, I put some cash in my pocket in so doing. For as long as nature spits out pu**ies, men such as myself will continue to profit. Being a pussy is expensive, pu**ies can expect to pay for being a pussy.
The pussy wins, I win, the community wins, what's not to love about the garden variety pussy? Each snowflake = pennies from heaven.
What happened to role modles like John Wayne, Clint Eastwood or Audy Murphy?
I think I see your problem here. You shouldn't be looking in entertainment media for your role models, and if you had to it wouldn't be the likes of John Wayne, who squirmed his way out of WWII where many contemporaries volunteered.
All those guys are talented, but they would know more about pancake makeup than the down and dirty world.
_________________ Paul H
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What happened to role modles like John Wayne, Clint Eastwood or Audy Murphy?
I think I see your problem here. You shouldn't be looking in entertainment media for your role models, and if you had to it wouldn't be the likes of John Wayne, who squirmed his way out of WWII where many contemporaries volunteered.
All those guys are talented, but they would know more about pancake makeup than the down and dirty world.
Well, its not a very complicated task, yet i have seen a mechanical engineer fail at it........
You haven't worked with many engineers, have you? Most don't know which way to turn a screw to make it go tight "Hands on" is not really something most engineers learn in school. Some would die if they tried to put on chains... _________________ We, the People, are tyrants.
Men who cut or don't cut their nose hair. Real men pull them out. _________________ "If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space." - Anonymous
Well, its not a very complicated task, yet i have seen a mechanical engineer fail at it........
You haven't worked with many engineers, have you? Most don't know which way to turn a screw to make it go tight "Hands on" is not really something most engineers learn in school. Some would die if they tried to put on chains...
Hey now, I'm an engineer... But in all seriousness, you are right, most engineers are "book engineers" and have no practical knowledge about how the real world works. Its quite sad really. _________________ Airborne Sting 2 154XC
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Well, its not a very complicated task, yet i have seen a mechanical engineer fail at it........
You haven't worked with many engineers, have you? Most don't know which way to turn a screw to make it go tight "Hands on" is not really something most engineers learn in school. Some would die if they tried to put on chains...
i work in an engineering company...and now that you mention it...quite a few of them i wouldn't trust to do certain things _________________ TSA, DHS, NDAA and SOPA Seig Heil!
And he actually had the same first name as my mother. _________________ H4 + various skills (only foot-launch so far)
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I do not change my own oil. (I know how.) At over three gallons per change it is not worth the few dollars I could save doing it myself.
Yes, I can put on tire chains but would never be anywhere I would need them. I have never in my life had to shovel sunshine out of my driveway. You can keep the white stuff.
I was an electrical engineer but will not do anything more that change a fixture. Sorry, electricity scares the hell out of me!
And finally, I actually make money with a sewing machine........ _________________ Insanity - Doing the same thing the same way and expecting different results.
I am often surprised at the can do guys, and the can't do guys. Personally, I just can't tell em by the way they look or act anymore.
One of my favorite scenes from a movie is from 6 days 7 nights when Anne Hecht asks Harrison Ford while they are standing helpless in the jungle. "aren't you one of those guys, you know, one of those guys that can build a shopping mall with a paper clip?" _________________ H3, AT, FL, CL, AWCL, 360 -- Student Pilot
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