To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
> Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T.
> I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you
> demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled
> the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our
> lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and
> earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across
> this rather important message.
> >
> First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't
> expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew
> my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was
> not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a
> reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber
> Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had
> picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.
> Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating
> weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!
> >
>
> I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever
> you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants.
> I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I
> made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with
> me. That prevented you from calling or running to
>
> your buddies to come help mug us again.
> >
> After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed
> in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what
> you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as
> well as those of four other people in the gas station,
> -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor
> home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!
> >
> I gave your shoes to a homeless guy
> outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the
> cash in your wallet. That made his day!
> >
> I then threw your wallet into the
> big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ...
> after I broke the windshield and side window and
> keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
> > 0
> Later, I called a bunch of phone sex
> numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down
> the line, although I only used the phone for a little
> over a day now, so what 's going on with that?
> Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to
> the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning
> President Obama as my possible target.
> >
> The FBI guy seemed really intense and
> we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced
> your number etc.).
> >
> In a way, perhaps I should apologize
> for not killing you ... but I feel this type of
> retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your
> threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort
> through some of these rather immediate pressing issues,
> and can only hope that you have the opportunity to
> reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career
> path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next
> time you might not be so lucky.
> Have a good day!
> >
> >
> ThoughtfullyC2 yours,
> Alex
> >
> >
> P.S.
> Remember this motto ... An armed society makes for a
> more civil society!
> >
> >
> I probably don't have to ask you to forward this one. _________________
That was forwarded to my email over a year ago. It might have happened at one time but it has been claimed in 8-10 different cities including Glasgow, Scotland.
Here's one that's real.
The guys in the pickup truck don't talk like rednecks....
And its unlikely they would put the video on youtube (as it was the agressor that was filming), and its also unlikely that the "rednecks" would be unarmed (well, just a bat), and the "city boy" would be armed.
I think the whole thing was staged. _________________ H4, Litespeed 4 w/ Mylar sail.
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Good thing the red necks didn't pull a shotgun from the tuck bed. Blood shed might have followed.
This could be the same kind of thing as the craigs list piece. Four people, two vehicles, some creative dialog/action and some fairly believable actors. Adds up to a dang good show. I especially liked the way the Porsche driver led the pickup boys down that dead end road. Dumbassses!
The guys in the pickup truck don't talk like rednecks....
And its unlikely they would put the video on youtube (as it was the agressor that was filming), and its also unlikely that the "rednecks" would be unarmed (well, just a bat), and the "city boy" would be armed.
I think the whole thing was staged.
You must have missed the part where he had his girlfriend take the camera away from them. And after 18 years in Texas, yeah, they sounded a little redneck. If it was staged then why did he have to look for his bat in the bed of the truck? They followed the couple for a long time and a lot of video appears to be edited out. He might have been a marine too, judging by his haircut. Who knows? It was entertaining to watch the bad guys get their due.
Just don't know why stupid (made up) crap like this is posted on a hang gliding forum
Ya know I didn't post this FOR YOU!!! If it disturbs you then that's YOUR problem not mine! If your going to be an ASS and make directed remarks towards me just because I posted this real or unreal joke or whatever it may be then keep your derogatory opinions to yourself. AND YES you did in a way jump my s*** for posting it in the first place with your attitude!. so yeah, maybe you missed but you did shoot at the messenger.
You also stated by saying *Just don't know why stupid (made up) crap like this is posted on a hang gliding forum* then you better take a few weeks and go back and send that same message to all the other stuff on here NOT related to hang gliding cause you have lots of work to do. Personally If I were you I would think about getting ready for a new flying season and if your already flying or you've done all your preps for the new season then go fly yourself!
sorry to P in your cereal but this is what happens on forums, everybody wants to pee in the bowl just to see how much better it taste! well you just got the first spoon full. _________________
So it was a repeat of a old story that was probably made up STFW.
Still good every time I here it
This one I heard on the news must have been 15 yrs ago.
Rialto, California
A woman is car jacked.,Shes hysterical.
She gets out ,my baby,let me get my baby out of the back seat.
He lets her
She also had a gun in her purse back there .
She turned, shot him in the stomach.
He fled and DIED 2 blocks away.
Pretty sure if that made more than local news that type of attack would disappear.
Ya know I didn't post this FOR YOU!!! If it disturbs you then that's YOUR problem not mine! If your going to be an ASS and make directed remarks towards me just because I posted this real or unreal joke or whatever it may be then keep your derogatory opinions to yourself.
Jesus grow some thicker skin I never said a thing about you just called the story bs until you defended it as real
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AND YES you did in a way jump my s*** for posting it in the first place with your attitude!. so yeah, maybe you missed but you did shoot at the messenger.
Fuk lighten up jack ass I called bs on the story you posted, big freekin deal, can't handle someone calling you on posting a lie, too bad
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You also stated by saying *Just don't know why stupid (made up) crap like this is posted on a hang gliding forum* then you better take a few weeks and go back and send that same message to all the other stuff on here NOT related to hang gliding cause you have lots of work to do.
I never said a thing about not HG related I was commenting on it being fake, a lie, bs, spam
Again can't handle being called bs on too bad, don't propagate spam then
a blight on ye, cannuck. how could anyone be as insensitive as you to the emotional needs of a fellow flyer. you just don't care whose feelings you trample all over, do you? this is a caring, loving and beautiful person you are hurting. you brute, that is just no way to behave...
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