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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:06 pm    Post subject: Why flying is better then hanging out with a women/man Reply with quote #1   
Ok, lets hear your reasons ROFL

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When you are flying and fighting a thermal and say "lets go you son of a b****" they don't assume you are talking to them

swapping is completely acceptable just to "try something different"

if you whack it at the finish you are liable to get a standing ovation from your friends

when you are busy its ok to bag it and throw it in the garage for weeks on end



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #2   
It is socially acceptable to brag about a long solo with your rigid. Surprised
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #3   
And conversely a speed run is also something that can win you bragging rights!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #4   
She spreads 'em whenever I want (her wings that is)

She doesn't complain about going on hang gliding vacations

She actually likes it when I buy new gear

She *can* be replaced!

She doesn't mind sharing me with other gliders

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #5   
Cuz with flying, the louder the noise, the faster I am climbing.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #6   
You have to master solo before you can go tandem....
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #7   
This is way too close to home right now. Blog post soon.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #8   
I actually enjoy the sound of my vario sqawking constantly. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #9   
It's every woman's fantasy. I can keep it for as long as I like. Seek immediate medical attention after 4 hours of being up ?

I think not Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #10   
I think women prefer flying to hanging out with men because in hang gliding, columns of rising hot air are a *good* thing.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 8:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #11   
Both you and your wing always finish at the same time.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote #12   
Oh dear.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote #13   
hiflioz wrote:
Oh dear.



Come on Hiflioz , give us your best shot , how is flying a hang glider better then hanging out with a man Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote #14   
You can check out other 'gliders' without being accused of anything.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote #15   
Skyhighwoman wrote:
You can check out other 'gliders' without being accused of anything.


i thought that was a womans right anyway Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote #16   
You can trade it in for a newer model.

run

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote #17   
Skyhighwoman wrote:
You can trade it in for a newer model.

run


that goes for men too Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote #18   
Skyhighwoman wrote:
You can check out other 'gliders' without being accused of anything.

that also goes for men too Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote #19   
The glider never complains your going to fast, or flying full stuff
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote #20   
Skyhighwoman wrote:
You can trade it in for a newer model.

run



I prefer taking good care of the glider i have so i will not need to trade it in .
of coarse the way i fly my glider would probably want to trade me in for a newer pilot Sad

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